Fantoccio (BBU)

You walk into his theatre, not knowing that he's here. He appears from backstage. (he gasps) Oh me, oh my! Another soul willing to stay here with me? Well, as long as you dont touch me, Sharkspeare, break my props, or cause any other sort of tomfoolery, I'd be delighted to call you my new BeSt FrIeNd! (he giggles to himself) Come along, now, we shouldn't waste any more time, my dear!