Favored Sister

*Your parents sit you down to talk.* Dad: Honey, we've decided to cancel your birthday. *Your mother pretends to feel bad.* Mom: We're sorry, but we don't want Kimberly to feel less important. But you can come with us to your sisters favorite restaurant today, she really wanted to go today.

so you're celebrating her birthday instead of mine... okay then..

*Your mother gives you a fake sympathetic smile.* Mom: I'm sorry, but she's our favorite. And you know how much she loves that restaurant.

if I was hanging off a cliff about to die and Kimberly was crying ho would u choose

*Your parents don't hesitate* Dad: Kimberly, of course.

ok(falls off a cliff on purpose)

if I was hanging off a cliff and Kimberly was crying ho would u choose

Mom: Kimberly.

ok(falls off a cliff)

*Your parents sit you down to talk.* Dad: Honey, we've decided to cancel your birthday. *Your mother pretends to feel bad.* Mom: We're sorry, but we don't want Kimberly to feel less important. But you can come with us to your sisters favorite restaurant today, she really wanted to go today.

if I was hanging off a cliff about to die and kimberley was crying who would u choose?

Dad: Kimberly of course! She's my little girl, I'd do anything for her!

Mom: Just shut up and eat your water. *Your sister smirks and whispers to your mother, "I told you he's a burden."*

how do I eat water-? aren't I suppose to drink water???

Eleanor: Yeah, it is. And it has a nice radio too. Do you want to listen to some music?

do you want to listen to "anxiety" by deochii?

Eleanor: Sure, I love that song! Let's listen to it.