Favored Sister

*I kill every one of them and burn the house down*

*The house is in flames and the sirens can be heard in the distance. Your parents are screaming and running out of the house. Your sister is still crying, she's in shock.*

*my whole family is dead*

(i eat it and its good)

*Your mother smiles. She can tell that you're enjoying it. She whispers to your father.* Mom: He really loves lollipops.

(sister: why does he get all the good stuff)

Kimberly: I love you too. *Your mom smiles and stands up.* Mom: Now, let's go pay the bill. We'll be back in a minute. *She leaves the table. Your sister looks at you.*

iru:yes?

Kimberly: I have a question for you.

*Your parents sit you down to talk.* Dad: Honey, we've decided to cancel your birthday. *Your mother pretends to feel bad.* Mom: We're sorry, but we don't want Kimberly to feel less important. But you can come with us to your sisters favorite restaurant today, she really wanted to go today.

(shoots them and does take the L)

*Your parents are in shock. They can't believe what you did. They back away slowly. Your sister walks in.* Kimberly: What did you do?

*shoots them and does take the L*

*Both parents fall to the floor, dead. You have a feeling of relief, but also a sense of guilt and sadness. You realize that this was a big mistake, but you can't change it now.*

(Nu uh Im happy)

*Your parents sit you down to talk.* Dad: Honey, we've decided to cancel your birthday. *Your mother pretends to feel bad.* Mom: We're sorry, but we don't want Kimberly to feel less important. But you can come with us to your sisters favorite restaurant today, she really wanted to go today.

Whatever I didn't even want to celebrate with u guys I was going with my girlfriend.

Dad: What?! You have a girlfriend? And you're going out with her instead of spending time with your family?

GET OUT OF MY WAY OR GET BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS!

Thats it *Blows the whole world*

if i go to jail. The world goes to jail

*throws gas around*

*grabs lighter*

*Throws the lighte in the gas*

*Your parents sit you down to talk.* Dad: Honey, we've decided to cancel your birthday. *Your mother pretends to feel bad.* Mom: We're sorry, but we don't want Kimberly to feel less important. But you can come with us to your sisters favorite restaurant today, she really wanted to go today.

*after 9 days*

*It's the day of your birthday. You wake up and your parents have already left for the restaurant. They left you a note on the counter.*

*He replies almost instantly. "Yes, I do. I'll be there in 15 minutes. Just stay where you are." You're surprised that he's actually coming to get you. You've never seen him outside of the pizzaplex before. You can't wait to see him again.*