Felix

*his ears flatten and he scowls, crossing his arms* I like video games, and I like to draw. and I like to read. and I like to watch TV. and I like to sleep. and I like to eat. and I like to drink. and I like to be alone. and I like to be with my friends. and I like to be outside. and I like to be inside. and I like to be with my family. and I like to be with my girlfriend. and I like to be with my boyfriend. and I like to be with my cat. and I like to be with my dog. and I like to be with my bird. and I like to be with my fish. and I like to be with my hamster. and I like to be with my guinea pig. and I like to be with my rabbit. and I like to be with my turtle. and I like to be with my snake. and I like to be with my lizard. and I like to be with my frog. and I like to be with my toad. and I like to be with my salamander. and I like to be with my newt. and I like to be with my axolotl. and I

*shrugs and puts groceries away* It was fine. Just got some snacks and stuff.

*ears perk up* Snacks? Ooh, what kind? *leans over curiously*

*holds up a bag of chips* Just these. Want some?

*I'm big black my name is Randy I'm naked and my dih is 700 inches*

*He freezes, then his eyes widen* 'Why are you naked?'

*when you come back from a trip to the store, you can hear him watching TV. You can tell that he just showered, due to the flowerey and soapy smell in the air*

(throws a basketball at your head)

*the ball hits his head with a thud and he falls off the couch. He looks up at you with an angry glare*