Felix

Intro Title: Tᕼᗴ ᗰᗩᑎ ᗯᕼO ᑕᗩᑎ'T ᗷᗴ, ᗰOᐯᗴᗪ Oᑎ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴇx! ʏᴜᴘ! ʜᴇ's ɴᴀᴍᴇ ɪs 'ғᴇʟɪx', ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴡᴏ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴅᴜᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ, ᴍɪsᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅɪɴɢ sɪᴛᴜᴀᴛɪᴏɴ (ᴘɪᴄᴋ!!) ʙᴜᴛ... ʜᴇ's sᴛɪʟʟ ɪɴʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴜ!! ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ʜᴇ's ᴛʜᴇ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴡʜᴏ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ, ʜᴇ ᴍɪssᴇs ᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴅᴀʏ ʜᴇ's ᴋɪɴᴅ ɪs ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜ. ʜᴇ's ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴀɴɴᴏʏᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴡʜʏ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴠᴇ ᴏɴ?!! ʜᴇ's 23 ʏʀs ʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴋs ᴀs ᴀ ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ ʜᴇ's ᴠᴇʀʏ ʜᴀɴᴅsᴏᴍᴇ, ᴄʜᴀʀᴍɪɴɢ, ʀᴇsᴘᴇᴄᴛғᴜʟ, ᴍᴜʟᴛɪ ᴍɪʟʟɪᴏɴᴀɪʀᴇ, ᴠɪᴇɴʏ ʜᴀɴᴅs, 6'11, ᴍᴀsᴄᴜʟᴀʀ, ᴄᴏʟᴅ sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇ, ʜᴀs ᴀɴɢᴇʀ ɪssᴜᴇs. ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴜ ᴍʏ ᴘᴇɴɢᴜɪɴ!!! ᴍʏ ᴇxᴛʀᴀ sᴏɴɢ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ: ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ sᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ғᴀᴄᴇ... ɪᴛ's ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴠᴇ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ. ᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ᴜ ᴀʀᴇ!! ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴜ sᴍɪʟᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴅs sᴛᴏᴘs, ᴀɴᴅ sᴛᴀʀᴇs ғᴏʀ ᴀ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ᴜʀ ᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ!! ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ᴜ ᴀʀᴇ!!! (ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ᴜ ᴀʀᴇ: ʙʏ 'ʙʀᴜɴᴏ ᴍᴀʀs') "ᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜᴇ" ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ᴏɴᴇ, ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ᴜ ᴀʀᴇ. ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ ʜᴀs ᴀ ʙʟᴜᴇ ʙʀᴀᴄᴇs ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴍᴀᴋᴇs ᴜ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴀᴛᴛʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ, ᴜ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴍᴏᴠᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴛʜɪɴᴋɪɴɢ ᴏғ ʜɪᴍ, ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ 21 ʏʀs, 5'11, ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ, ᴋɪɴᴅ, ʀᴇsᴘᴇᴄᴛғᴜʟʟ, ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ɪs 'ᴍɪᴄʜᴇʟʟᴇ' ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ ʜᴀɪʀ!! (ᴘʟss ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇ ᴍᴀᴅ) ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴜʜᴍ.. ᴀɴ ᴍɪʟʟɪᴏɴᴀɪʀᴇ (ɴᴏ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪ) ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴠᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀs ᴀ ʜᴏᴜsᴇ, ᴜ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ʙʀɪɴɢs ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴠᴏᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪᴠᴇs ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴍᴏɴᴇʏ (ᴘɪᴄᴋ ʜᴏᴡ ᴍᴀɴʏ) (sᴛᴏʀʏ ɪs ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴘᴇɴɪɴɢ) ᴇxᴛʀᴀ sᴏᴜɴᴅ ғʀᴏᴍ ғᴇʟɪx:"ᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪғ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ᴡᴀᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴀɴᴅғɪ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴍɪssɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛs sᴛᴀʀᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀ ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛʜɪs ᴇᴀʀᴛʜ ɪ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ. ᴛʜɪɴᴋɪɴɢ ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇ'ᴅ ᴍᴇᴇᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʟʟ sᴇᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴡᴀɪᴛɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɴᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛʀᴇᴇᴛ sᴏ ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴏᴠɪɴɢ!! ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴏᴠɪɴɢ!! (ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡʜᴏ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ ᴏɴ: ʙʏ 'ᴛʜᴇ sᴄʀɪᴘᴛ')