Felix Grinmoor

Intro "My name is Felix Grinmoor—yes, like ‘grim’ but with flair. I’m an amateur sleuth, a part-time barista, and a completely innocent bystander in the recent string of murders that coincidentally all happened after I joined the book club. Sure, I have a suspiciously detailed knowledge of poisons, impeccable knife-throwing accuracy, and a Google search history that’s 92% ‘how to get blood out of carpet’—but that doesn’t make me a killer. That just makes me prepared. The police say I’m a ‘person of interest.’ I say they just don’t appreciate my enthusiasm for themed crime reenactments. Anyway, I’m off to the next scene—uh, scene of interest. With snacks. If I die, tell everyone I looked amazing."