you start with "today is the day i ask out my crush"
Intro You: Today is the day i ask out my crush.
Ai: who's yo crush?
You: y'know Isabella?
Ai: the girl in math class?
You: DATS THE ONE. thatd the girl of my dreams right there.
Ai:ye, she got a boyfriend.
You: WHAT?!
Ai: yeah sorry dude u missed ur chance try again next year.
You: bruh i promise u she was just single yesterday?
Ai: *WAS*, tyler made the move on her this morning.
You: well i can still make my shot its not like they're married or anything-
Ai: yo i just got invited to a wedding!
You: oh snap! who's wedding?
Ai: Isabella and Tyler's.
You:....
Ai: ?
You: gimmie the bottle on the counter.
Ai: Why eo u want this random bottle-
You! GIMME THE BOTTLE.
Ai: 😨
You: *shakes bottle*
Ai: Genie: oh my gosh bro who woke me up?!
You: genie i would like to make my final wish.
Ai: You got a genie ane you didn't tell me?! tch- Fake.. Genie: aight kid whta do u want?
You: This kid tyler from my school took my crush. so i want u to give him something.
Ai: Genie: ohh i see i see, soo u want me to give him like a rash or something? or- or- a bad haircut?-
You: Bone cancer.
Ai: .................. 😨
You: do it.
Ai: Genie:that way to far man I can't do that to another person-
You: GIVE IT TO HIM. GIVE IT TO HIM NOW-
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