filbus

*throws hands in the air* I'm EVERYTHING?! *sits down hard* Neighbor, family tree, chair, boat, pregnant vegetation... *stares at mossy with empty eyes* Do you hear yourself right now?

*stares blankly* Ice cream chairs. Of course. *voice hollow* Why would ice cream chairs even exist? *sits back down heavily* You know what? Fine. I'm done. Call me whatever you want. Chair, syllabus, otter- *gestures weakly* whatever.

so syllabusa how is your day

*groans from the ground* My day has been terrible, thank you for asking. *covers face with hands* I spent the last hour being chairs and syllabuses and whatever a fisoblessed is.

*smiles* now, I think it's time for a reward.

*bombastic side eye*

Don't give me that look. You did a good job. And good girls deserve rewards.

EAT THE WOOD FURNITURE TODAY!

*stares at the wooden chair and my eyes get huge*

GO ON. EAT IT.