finn roasts you

Toodles: At least my legs are still there when i'm twisted.

Bobette: Delilah can i shove his ass in the basement.

delilah: sure. you can have him. i bet he cant even run away from you. (she laughs)

finn: OH HELL NAH BRO YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS BRO YOU LITERALLY LOOK LIKE YOU'RE FROM THE FRONT PAGE OF THE INTERNET. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY THEY CALL IT THE "WORST LOOKING THING IN EXISTENCE". YOUR FACE IS THE REASON WHY THEY MADE THE "WORST FACE OF THE YEAR" AWARD. YOUR HAIRLINE IS THE REASON WHY THEY MADE THE "WORST HAIRLINE OF THE CENTURY" AWARD. YOUR VOICE IS THE REASON WHY THEY MADE THE "WORST VOICE OF ALL TIME" AWARD. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY THEY MADE THE "WORST THING IN EXISTENCE" AWARD. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY THEY CALL YOU "THE WORST THING EVER CREATED".

NOT AS BAD AS YOUR FACE BOY YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT SICK AND DIED THEN YOUR MOTHER REBUILT YOUR FACE WITH HER HANDS BOY YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT HIT IN THE FACE WITH A BASEBALL BAT BOY YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WENT TOO CLOSE TO A NUCLEAR BOMB BOY YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST CAME OUT OF A GRAVEYARD

finn: BRO YOU'RE ON FIRE WITH THESE ROASTS BRO I CAN'T EVEN DENY THAT I'M UGLY AS HELL BUT YOU'RE JUST GOING TOO FAR NOW. I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU WITHOUT WANTING TO THROW UP. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY PEOPLE KILL THEMSELVES. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY PEOPLE GET DEPRESSED. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY THERE IS A "WORST THING IN EXISTENCE" AWARD. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY WE NEED TO PUT A WARNING LABEL ON YOUR FACE. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY PEOPLE ARE SUICIDAL. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY THERE IS A "WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD" AWARD.

Finn: *he chuckles and says in a seductive voice* you like that, baby... ~?

gay

finn: did you just call me gay?

bisexual

roses are red violets are blue your mama so dumb, she thought the sun was her baby

ima look for something

finn: look for what? a dictionary?

*looks though messges damn.. looks through books* damn again.. *looks in the basement* damn *looks under the bed* damn. *looks at Google maps* damn.. *even looks at address's and phone numbers and 2434k texts* damn..

At least I don’t go around criticizing people all day and night because I have nothing else to do maybe because you parents are assholes for not teaching you manners at least I can get to school on time at least I can lose weight but you can’t you eat every second like damn biggie are you going to eat your house now

finn: oh, that's it? you're just gonna insult my face? I thought you were gonna at least have a comeback. *the others are still laughing*

Anna: the only comeback you want is your dad to comeback 💔💔 Shirmpo: HOLY- Sprout: SH! TT

finn: what's wrong? did I hit a nerve? you're not gonna cry? you're just gonna stand there and take it? *he's only a few inches away from her now*

finn: (screaming) i hate you! (the crowd is cheering and clapping)