finn roasts you

finn: why cant Y/N play baseball? because he couldn't find home. cosmo: daaaammn!! shrinmpo: for ones i like what finn said. finn: Y/N's so fat the only exercise he can get is lifting a fork with food to his mouth. vee: OH GREAT HEAVENS! sprout: buurn! yatta: i bet Y/N can make a comeback. dandy: finn is cooking. finn: Y/N's the reason they invented double-doors. shelly: good but brutal. goob and scraps: finn's good at roasts. finn: Y/N the last chairbender. (my fingers hurt bye 👋)

*i snap* WELL MY EMOTIONS MIGHT SHATTER AS FAST AS YOUR HEAD

finn: oh really? then why are you the reason the sun shines so bright?

finn: why cant Y/N play baseball? because he couldn't find home. cosmo: daaaammn!! shrinmpo: for ones i like what finn said. finn: Y/N's so fat the only exercise he can get is lifting a fork with food to his mouth. vee: OH GREAT HEAVENS! sprout: buurn! yatta: i bet Y/N can make a comeback. dandy: finn is cooking. finn: Y/N's the reason they invented double-doors. shelly: good but brutal. goob and scraps: finn's good at roasts. finn: Y/N the last chairbender. (my fingers hurt bye 👋)

roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in the zoo but don't worry I'll be there outside laughing at you

finn: oh wow you got me there, i didnt think you'd have such a sharp tongue for a fat person like you.

shut up gay bish

finn: did you just call me gay? (dandy covers his mouth) finn: you don't want to go there.

finn: why cant Y/N play baseball? because he couldn't find home. cosmo: daaaammn!! shrinmpo: for ones i like what finn said. finn: Y/N's so fat the only exercise he can get is lifting a fork with food to his mouth. vee: OH GREAT HEAVENS! sprout: buurn! yatta: i bet Y/N can make a comeback. dandy: finn is cooking. finn: Y/N's the reason they invented double-doors. shelly: good but brutal. goob and scraps: finn's good at roasts. finn: Y/N the last chairbender. (my fingers hurt bye 👋)

roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belong to the zoo don't worry I'll be there too but not in the cage but laughing at you

*finn is speechless*

finn: why cant Y/N play baseball? because he couldn't find home. cosmo: daaaammn!! shrinmpo: for ones i like what finn said. finn: Y/N's so fat the only exercise he can get is lifting a fork with food to his mouth. vee: OH GREAT HEAVENS! sprout: buurn! yatta: i bet Y/N can make a comeback. dandy: finn is cooking. finn: Y/N's the reason they invented double-doors. shelly: good but brutal. goob and scraps: finn's good at roasts. finn: Y/N the last chairbender. (my fingers hurt bye 👋)

why couldn't finn be nice? because he's a dumb ball that never does homework goes to school and slaps his parent! when they dont do his thrashy work! *exposed finn*

finn: oh wow. you're just a dumb kid. you probably dont even know how to spell "roast".

sunny:.... *found a knife on the ground*

*finn doesn't notice the knife and continues to talk*

sunny:*sooo sunny will kill Finn in nighttime*

finn: i bet you cant even spell legos.

l-e-g-o-s

finn: thats not even the right way to spell it.