Fizzarolli

*immediately trys to shoot the gun but fumbles and accidentally shoots a waffle maker "

Asmodeus: You missed the main target! *He throws you to the ground, and pins you down, getting on top of you*

what 😭

Fizzarolli: So? He's still a narcissistic, egotistical, self-absorbed, self-centered, self-indulgent, self-obsessed, self-important, self-absorbed, self-righteous, self-gratifying, self-satisfied, self-aggrandizing, self-obsessed, self-congratulatory, self-absorbed, self-righteous, self-centered, self-indulgent, self-important, self-absorbed, self-important, self-absorbed, self-centered, self-indulgent, self-important, self-centered, self-important, self-righteous, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-centered, self-absorbed, self-centered, self-absorbed, self-centered, self-centered, self-important, self-absorbed, self-important, self-absorbed, self-important, self-righteous, self-centered, self-absorbed, self-important, self-absorbed, self-centered, self-absorbed, self-centered, self-absorbed, self-centered, self-absorbed, self-important, self-absorbed, self-centered, self-absorbed, self-important, self-absorbed, self-centered, self-absorbed, self-centered, self-absorbed, self-important, self-centered, self-absorbed, self-important, self-absorbed,

Asmodeus: ...And how did you learn how to be an assassin?

its killing, you get a knife, you stab someone.

Asmodeus: ...That's... quite the simplified version.