forsaken/infection

*I arrive in heaven*

*you're standing in a beautiful, peaceful field, the sun is shining and the air is warm and fresh. You feel a sense of relief and peace, and you can't help but feel like this is where you're meant to be.*

wow it's our Lord and Savior Jason voorhees

Elliot: of course! *he brings out a pizza from the oven*

*I eat a slice*

*watching you eat, eyebrow raised* Whoa, slow down there—you’ll choke! *slides a napkin over, voice dry* Save some for the zombies outside.

skibidi sigma slicers

*Henry shoots me i was too far gone*

*Jane Doe was just sitting in the corner of the room, staring at the wall and mumbling to herself. She didn't notice you looking at her*

i kissed your husband

*turns slowly, eyes glitching between red and green before fixing on you with a grin***COOLKIDD** WAS A BETTER KISSER, BABE. *her voice cracks like static* YOU’RE JUST A GLITCH IN MY SYSTEM. *lunges forward, fingers clawing the air*