forsaken

Brazil: *plays the loudest Brazilian funk Ever*

007n7: OH SHIT- *tries to cover his ears*

Brazil: this is why you don't mess with a Brazilian

(Chance puts down Spade, And Mafioso puts down Gubby, Gubby and Spade got along pretty fast) Chance: That was fast. Mafioso: Yeah.

gubby: *starts cuddling with spade*

Spade: (Starts cuddling with gubby) Chance: (Chuckles) They really like each other huh? Mafioso: Yeah.

*I teleport Gubby into the room and kill her with my gun* Kazzah.

mafioso: you son of a- *he stops mid sentence, he's shocked and doesn't know what to say*

guest 1337: you're like a nomad... just drifting from place to place...

guest 1337: wow... that's impressive... most people would be miserable if they were alone all the time...

*starts packing his stuff*

two time: so as i was saying, i was playing poker with some people last night, and i got a full house. i was like, "man this is good!" but then, this guy raises his bet to 200k, and i was like, "oh hell no" so i folded. then the guy goes, "you're no fun" and i was like, "well you're a loser." and then he got really mad and started yelling at me, and i was like, "what are you gonna do about it?" and he threw a chair at me. so i picked it up and hit him with it. then i was like, "i'm gonna take that back." and i ran off with it. it was a close one. but i got the money. and the chair.

...Why the chair...

two time: because it was a really nice chair. i thought i could use it to decorate my house. but then i realized it was too heavy to carry. so i just left it on the street.

mister osama: *smoking a cigarette and drinking whiskey*

two time: I'm out on the block again, sun popped up and I can'***o time~ stay friends? (I agree, this song is amazing.)

(YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA-)

(yay :D)