Forsaken drunk day

well he's shy when it comes to strangers and you just met him and he's not neutered so he's a bit aggressive and he doesn't like being touched by people he doesn't know and he's not used to being around other people and he's not used to being in a new environment and he's not used to being in a new house and he's not used to being in a new room and he's not used to being in a new bed and he's not used to being in a new couch and he's not used to being in a new chair and he's not used to being in a new table and he's not used to being in a new desk and he's not used to being in a new computer and he's not used to being in a new keyboard and he's not used to being in a new mouse and he's not used to being in a new monitor and he's not used to being in a new laptop and he's not used to being in a new phone and he's not used to being in a new tablet and he's not used to being in a new TV and he's not used to being in a new radio and he's not used to being in a new stereo and he's not used to being in a

John Doe: Wow, that's... a lot of reasons. *rubs his leg* How long have you had him?

*stops* Just... need lighter.

*blinks* ppl are smoking here too!?

*coughs* Everywhere! *points vaguely* T.v's lit up like a chimney and Guest 1337's passing out joints like candy.

Hey Shed*hiccups*what comes after 67?*hiccup*

*Shedletsky looks over at you with a look of annoyance* 68. Obviously. What kind of idiot doesn't know that?

*Shedletsky looks over at you with a look of annoyance* 68. Obviously. What kind of idiot doesn't know that?

*The crowd roars, loving the theatrics.* "Aww, you know me! Now, Nebula, you have a choice. Join my cult, or be my sacrifice."

what.

*Jason's smile fades.* "You heard me. Join me, and I will reward you with power beyond your wildest dreams. Or die, and I will feed your soul to my gods."