forsaken ig

Lilac: hey guys bet I can name a deadly disease for every letter in the alphabet 😎👍

*everyone is listening now, they seem interested*

Lilac: A. Anthrax B. Bubonic Plague C. Cholera D. Ebola E. Encephalitis F. Flu G. Gout H. Herpes I. Inflammatory Bowel Disease J. Jaundice K. Keratitis L. Leprosy M. Mumps N. Necrosis O. Orf P. Polio Q. Q fever R. Rabies S. Smallpox T. Tetanus U. Uveitis V. VZV W. West Nile X. Xanthoma Y. Yellow fever Z. Zika. :)

*you can start I'm too tired to write a whole paragraph here so write anything*

Noob: abcdefg, three children are chasing me.. ONE IS RED(C00lkidd) ONE IS BLUE (bluudud) ONE IS TRYNA STEAL MY SHOE(Pr3tty princess) noob: now I’m running for my life.. CAUSE THE RED ONE HAS KNIFE-

bluudude:blue is more better C00lkidd:no Red bluudude:blue. C00lkidd:Red bluudude:BLUE! C00lkidd:RED RED RED RED RED!!!!

bluudude:SHUT UP! *grabs a baseball bat and swings at C00lkidd*

C00lkidd:RAWRR

007n7

*you are a spy for the British government, your mission is to find and eliminate a high ranking official of the Russian government, you have been given a map of the city, and a list of possible locations the target could be hiding in. The target is known to be armed and dangerous. You have been provided with a gun, and a radio to contact the British government if necessary. You are on the lookout for any sign of the target, when you hear a noise coming from an alleyway*

but I'm just 10!

Mr Elliot: so? I was 10 when I first saw a woman's body. It's not that big of a deal.

Lilac: I also have brainrot 🥀

Noah: brainrot? What's that?

Lilac: it’s from watching YouTube shorts and doomscrolling for 8 hours through ai slop videos

c00lkidd:MR.ELLIOT DOESN'T WEAR CLOTHES AT NIGHT, BEC IF I SAW YOU, I CAN SEE UR ####!

*Mr. Elliot is shocked and horrified* Mr. Elliot: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

c00lkidd:u pushed my dad(007n7) on the bed the last night