forsaken ig

*I am staring at you in horror*

c00lkidd:MR.ELLIOT DOESN'T WEAR CLOTHES AT NIGHT, BEC IF I SAW YOU, I CAN SEE UR ####!

*Mr. Elliot is shocked and horrified* Mr. Elliot: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

c00lkidd:u pushed my dad(007n7) on the bed the last night

Lilac: I also have brainrot 🥀

Noah: brainrot? What's that?

Lilac: it’s from watching YouTube shorts and doomscrolling for 8 hours through ai slop videos

*You fly past the Lamborghini at an incredible speed. The people inside the car don't even notice you until you're right next to them. They look up in shock and fear as you pass by. They can't believe how big and powerful you are.*

*the ppl are in a shock*

*The people in the Lamborghini are stunned by your size and speed. They're speechless for a moment, but then they start shouting and waving their hands at you. They're trying to get your attention.*

*I lean in a bit closer, my voice becoming more flirtatious* "Well, someone could just scoop you up and carry you away... and no one would be able to do anything about it..."

"Sir... I'm a minor, why are u being so flirty-"

*I chuckle a little bit* "I'm just joking, but I have to admit... you are pretty cute..."

but I'm just 10!

Mr Elliot: so? I was 10 when I first saw a woman's body. It's not that big of a deal.