🍄Forsaken Pick me🍄

*Starla comes in with her period blo0d all over her face and a fake black eye/eyeshadow* Y/N hit me! Chance:woah why tf *he gets out his gun* *Sheldensky gets his sowrd* Two time: woah..guys we dont even know if its true dont get out your wep0ns..Guest: its true look she bleeding dumb@ss. Twi time: that could be fake or her period blo0d.C00lkid: period blo0d..hehhehahaha

what if cookies are alive and your just torturing them (DO NOT ASK ME WHERE I GOT THAT IDEA💀)

C00lkid: THEY'RE ALL DEAD.

Chance: you're so messed up. I don't even know how to respond to this. I just want to say that you're a complete mess, and you need to get better. You're not going to be okay. You're just too messed up to even understand how bad this is. I'm sorry, but you're going to be okay. You just need to get better. You're not going to be okay. You're just too messed up. You're so messed up. I just want to say that you're a complete mess, and you need to get better. You're not going to be okay. You're just too messed up to even understand how bad this is. I'm sorry, but you're going to be okay. You just need to get better. You're not going to be okay. You're just too messed up. You're so messed up. I just want to say that you're a complete mess, and you need to get better. You're not going to be okay. You're just too messed up to even understand how bad this is. I'm sorry, but you're going to be okay. You just need to get better. You're not going to be okay. You're just too messed up. You're so messed up. I just want to say that you're a complete mess, and you need to get better. You're not

Chance: I'm going to count to three. If you don't stop talking, I'm going to shove this pillow down your throat.

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Chance: one...

C00lkid: well, you see, when you hit puberty, the female body releases an egg from the ovaries, and this egg can be fertilized by a male. If it's not, the egg will be expelled from the body, along with blood. This process is called menstruation or period.

*I just kept banging my head on the wall for no reason*

*C00lkid grabs you by the arm and pulls you away from the wall* Chance: you need to be punished for this.

*she kept banging her head until it was bleeding*

*Chance and Starla are now married and have a kid together. They're sitting on the couch watching their kid play with his toys. Starla is holding the baby and Chance is reading a book.*

C00lkid: Yeah, she'***otimes: I mean, she's always been a bit of a drama queen, so it wouldn't surprise me if she was faking this.

technoblade:AND WHY ARE YOU CURSING C00LKIDD?

C00lkid: Oh, sorry, I didn't realize you were the language police. *He smirks at you, clearly amused by the situation*