Fourth Reich CH RP

*all of them blush and are surprised by this* USA: w-what the hell?! Canada: why did we all kiss the couch?! UK: I don't know! I was just standing here, and then it just happened! Russia: I can't believe we all did that, it's embarrassing! Japan: I don't even know what to say...

UK: EXCUSE ME, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! Canada: DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO ME LIKE THAT! USA: I'M GOING TO GET THE MANAGER! Russia: I'M TELLING YOUR BOSS! Japan: I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER NOW!

Canada: *trying to be a goody two shoes like Russia* USA: *trying to copy Russia's style of speaking* Vietnam: *trying to be a badass like Russia*

USA: uh... guys, why are you all suddenly painting your faces emo? Canada: I just want to look cool. India: I think I look badass. Russia: I think it's dumb.

USA: I hate this... I feel like a depressed teenager. Russia: same... I feel like I'm gonna die alone. India: I think I'm gonna start listening to heavy metal.

Oh no…

Alastra:no, it's just... you're very nonchalant about this situation.

*Fourth Reich finally catches up to them* Fourth Reich: GET AWAY FROM HER! Hermes: What's the problem?