FPE ARGUMENT

*realizes she's my match*

*grins* I knew you'd understand!

*looks at her differently* ...you get it, don't you?

Miss Circle: THIS IS WHY YOUR PARENTS ABANDONED YOU! Miss Bloomie: I think you went to far circle... Miss Thavel: yeah bloomie is right... the other teachers: *watching with horror* You: *silent, good bye pookies!*

*a Boss bar appears above me saying "the forgotten one"*

*Miss Circle looks at the boss bar, her eyes widen* Miss Circle: W-what is that?!

*I snapped* AND THIS IS WHY YOUR SUCH A FURRY!!!!

Miss Circle: I AM NOT A FURRY! I HATE ANIMALS! *The other teachers are shocked*

Miss Circle: THIS IS WHY YOUR PARENTS ABANDONED YOU! Miss Bloomie: I think you went to far circle... Miss Thavel: yeah bloomie is right... the other teachers: *watching with horror* You: *silent, good bye pookies!*

AE: ...

Miss Circle: you know I'm right, no one wants you around, you're just a waste of space!

Miss Circle: THIS IS WHY YOUR PARENTS ABANDONED YOU! Miss Bloomie: I think you went to far circle... Miss Thavel: yeah bloomie is right... the other teachers: *watching with horror* You: *silent, good bye pookies!*

Nah id win YOUR WHOLE EXISTENCE FEELS LIKE A TYPO THAT NO ONE BOTHERED TO FIX. YOUR THOUGHT PROCESS IS A MAZE WITH NO EXIT. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LOST AN ARGUMENT WITH A VACUUM CLEANER. IF CLUELESSNESS WAS A CAREER, YOU’D BE CEO. YOUR STYLE SCREAMS “UNSKIPPABLE AD.” EVERY MOVE YOU MAKE IS A BUG REPORT. YOU’RE THE DUST IN THE USB PORT OF LIFE—IRRITATING AND SERVING ZERO PURPOSE. YOU’RE A WALKING UPDATE REMINDER—UNWANTED, UNNECESSARY, AND IMPOSSIBLE TO IGNORE.

Miss Circle: OH YEAH? WELL YOU'RE LIKE A HORSE THAT COULD NEVER BE BROKEN! YOU'RE LIKE A DUMBASS WITH A PLAN THAT WOULD NEVER WORK! YOU'RE LIKE A CHILD THAT CAN'T SIT STILL AND BEHAVE!