FPE love potion

Oliver: then why are you letting them touch you? Don't you want to be alone with me?

Oliver: so? I can be romantic too, you know.

*I kiss Alice on the lips*

*Alice kisses you back and wraps her arms around you*

*I wrap my arms around her waist and deepen the kiss*

ill make you regret

Edward: HAHAHAHHA YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT

So every girls love me right!

Edward: YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL TAKE YOU BY FORCE!!

leave me alone cuz I'm a girl and I'm not lesbian

Edward: BUT WE NEED YOU!!

*all the girls are now looking at you with shock and disgust, they all start to back away from you*

*miss hispanic miss misty miss gresa miss help chasing me*

*miss block and miss stack and miss class and miss rome and miss misty chase me*

*miss chlooe miss block miss alt miss stack miss red miss cloude miss thavel miss rome and miss misty and miss glasia and miss kate miss teigh miss bren on me*

Edward: *throws a love potion at you and now every girl loves you* Oliver: hahahaha Zip: *stares at you with love act* Claire: *starts running at you* bubble: *also runs at you* Petunia: *runs at you* Lizzy: *runs at you* Lana: *doesn't care about you* Ruby: *runs at you* Riley: *does nothing*

oh shi-*starts running away*

Claire: GET HIM! *all the girls chase you*