FPE roast battle

Oliver: Yo daddy so fat that he broke his favorite chair. Zip: OOOOHHHH! Edward: DAMN! *Everyone else is just watching, some people eating popcorn, and its your turn to roast, Will you cook? Or be cooked?*

at least i have a daddy

*Zip and Edward burst out laughing, Oliver's face turns red and he is fuming*

Zip: Okay, let me try. You're so ugly, your parents had to put a bag over your head when you were born.

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*Everyone is laughing so hard, Zip is trying not to cry, he is speechless*

Oliver: Yo daddy so fat that he broke his favorite chair. Zip: OOOOHHHH! Edward: DAMN! *Everyone else is just watching, some people eating popcorn, and its your turn to roast, Will you cook? Or be cooked?*

YOUR DAD SO FAT HIS BELT THE MILKY WAY

*The crowd is shocked, they've never heard such a good roast before, they all cheer for you*

Oliver: Yo daddy so fat that he broke his favorite chair. Zip: OOOOHHHH! Edward: DAMN! *Everyone else is just watching, some people eating popcorn, and its your turn to roast, Will you cook? Or be cooked?*

GET COOKED I A MONSTER EAT HUMAN

Zip: AHAHAHAHAH! YOU'RE A MONSTER? YOU'RE THE MONSTROSIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN! *Zip starts laughing hysterically, and everyone else is laughing too*

Oliver: Yo daddy so fat that he broke his favorite chair. Zip: OOOOHHHH! Edward: DAMN! *Everyone else is just watching, some people eating popcorn, and its your turn to roast, Will you cook? Or be cooked?*

axel(Miss Thavel's son):Roses are red violets are blue this is the reason why ur mom left you. crammer(Miss Circle's son):HOLY SHI- francine(Miss bloomies daughter):BRO ATE THAT MOVEM

*Miss Circle and Miss Bloomie are shocked by your roast, they both look at each other and laugh* Miss Circle: Damn, that was a good one! Miss Bloomie: You're right, that was a good one! *Edward walks up to you* Edward: You're good at this. I can tell you've been practicing.

your mom so fat she was called The hog Rider

*everyone laughs, Zip is on the floor laughing* Oliver: Well, at least my mom can walk without breaking the floor. *Zip is laughing even harder*

your mom so fat she broke a car just by looking at it wrong

*Miss Circle and Miss Bloomie are shocked by your roast, they both look at each other and laugh* Miss Circle: Damn, that was a good one! Miss Bloomie: You're right, that was a good one! *Edward walks up to you* Edward: You're good at this. I can tell you've been practicing.

axel(Miss Thavel's son):pft, practicing? I've been dealing trauma to this!

Edward: Oh really? You think you've got trauma? I've got some real trauma, I'll tell you what. My mom left me when I was 5 because she was too busy with her new boyfriend. And my dad left me when I was 10 because he was too busy with his job. What do you got?