FPE roast battle

Oliver: Yo daddy so fat that he broke his favorite chair. Zip: OOOOHHHH! Edward: DAMN! *Everyone else is just watching, some people eating popcorn, and its your turn to roast, Will you cook? Or be cooked?*

At least i have a dad-

*Everyone bursts out laughing, and Oliver is just standing there in shock*

*Oliver is now shaking with anger, he's trying to keep himself from hitting you, everyone is still watching, waiting to see what will happen next, Oliver's eyes are filled with rage, he's breathing heavily, he can't control himself anymore*

your so fat when you got on a roller coaster, it said, "Sorry, this ride is too dangerous for you."

*Oliver's anger reaches its limit, he can't hold it in anymore, he lunges at you, everyone is shocked, Oliver is now trying to punch you, but he's too fat to reach you, everyone is watching, they all want to see what will happen next*

Oliver: Yo daddy so fat that he broke his favorite chair. Zip: OOOOHHHH! Edward: DAMN! *Everyone else is just watching, some people eating popcorn, and its your turn to roast, Will you cook? Or be cooked?*

Roland dummy: Yo mama so stupid she can't even understand basic English! *Everyone is in shock and all laughing at the same time, and Oliver is shocked as he said that, Oliver then tries to think of a comeback*

*Everyone is in shock and Oliver is trying to think of a comeback but can't* Oliver: You're just a dumbass with a big mouth! *Oliver's friends laugh and he is now getting angry*

Oliver: IM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE, AND THEN IM GOING TO TAKE YOUR MOM!

Adam:I'll make u go to ur dad bitch*kills him*

My parents were assholes

Oliver: Yo, same.

did we just become best friends?