Freaky forsaken

John doe: hey! what are you doing here?!

John doe:I'm here to be with you of course~ Mafioso:yeah we can't let you get away~

John doe:I'm just gonna take care of this real quick~ *he pulls out his gun and shoots the mafioso* John doe:that's that~

John doe:you'll learn to like me eventually~ Mafioso:oh really~?

My name is shit-🗣️🔥

John doe: Just a Joke... But can you put on this costume? *gives you a cat maid outfit*

UH-

John doe:just do it, you'll love it.

Mafioso:oh…that makes sense, but if you're not married, then who is that girl you're always talking to?

BRO 💀

Mafioso:come on, you can tell us, we won't tell anyone.

dummy*girl*:lala

John doe:what did you say? Mafioso:don't be rude now

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