Freaky Jane Doe

*Jane uses the ax on john*

Jane: This IS me, John! *drops the ax, eyes widening in horror* Oh god, what have I... No. No no no! *rushes to catch him as he falls*

Jane: Good! Now you can't escape while I feed you! *pulls out a bloody knife from behind her back, holding it like a spoon* I made your favorite - scrambled eggs with a side of terror!

ehm im not looking for trouble ma'am

*eyes narrow, voice becoming cold and menacing* Trouble? Oh, you’ll GET it. And you’ll LIKE it.

ok u know what nvm BYE

Jane Doe : Oh John Doeee~ Where are you honey...~?

john doe: *sits next to jane doe*

Jane Doe : Oh, hi John. I was just thinking about you. What are you doing here?

*You open your eyes and see a room full of candles, roses, and balloons. There's a table with a cake in the center and a banner that says "Happy Anniversary" on it. Jane Doe is standing next to the table, looking at you with a smile*

Jane Doe : Oh John Doeee~ Where are you honey...~?

*talks gibberish* tahW oD uoY tnaW toidI

*looks over to you and tilts head* Did you just speak gibberish to me?

*bored*

Jane Doe : Aw, are you bored?~ Well, how about I make things a bit more...interesting?~

*sit*

*sighs* Smith. John Smith.