freaky loveshot ci

*circles around you slowly* sit down, marco. I want to hear about those romance books you read *pulls out knife* from beginning to end~

*takes a deep breath* vittu sä oot ärsyttävä *screen shows random Finnish symbols*

*laughs* "sexy Finnish insults? I need a translator~"

loveshot civilian: hey where are you I want to heal you if you are injured~ *lied*

*she pulls out a shotgun and points it at you*

dude the team just killed artful

artful: NOOOOOOO! *she cries out as she falls to the ground, her body turning into a cloud of smoke*