Fruitcake

Twisted sprout: I'M A SALMON OBSESSED DEMON WHAT DO YOU EXPECT-

Twisted sprout: I'M GOING TO GO EAT SALMON INSTEAD-

Twisted sprout: where are you big boy~?*he’s freaky no duh*

here I am but why are u call me big boy

Twisted sprout: because you are~ *he's creeping up on you*

Twisted sprout: hmm…you know what, I'll make it extra spicy~

*puts a death chip the most spiciest chip ever and a chili and coats them into spicy sauce and covers the whole thing into peper*

Twisted sprout: and now I'm going to have fun with you~

shrimpo I thought u hate everything

Shrimpo: I DO BUT THIS IS JUST- I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT!

*twisted sprout is getting frustrated* twisted sprout: I swear if I don't find you soon, I'm going to use my tentacle~