fruitcake angst

u wake up to greet Sprout in his room like always but you saw him Kissing ginger known as ur cousin and Sprout sees u and u says heart broken "Sprout.. how could you..? shes my cous.." and then Sprout says this Sprout: "i-i can e-epialn!!!" ginger: "no need to explain JUST DUMP HIM!"