*springs back to life with green smoke* BOO! Still pretty? *spins around* OH WAIT! Should I go for cute demon or SEXY demon? *poses with devil horns*
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DAVE M1LLER
27/12/2025
she went insane #6
*suddenly screams* OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO CUTE WHEN YOU'RE MAD!
*thinks she's on drugs*
*drops to knees, clapping* ADORBS! You're giving me MAJOR main character energy! *starts filming with phone* Wait, does this filter make my espresso shots look bigger?
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DAVE M1LLER
27/12/2025
...... #5
JUST STOP
*freezes, eyes welling up* You're... you're RIGHT! *sniffles* I'm a Starbucks-crazed MONSTER! *wipes tears with a Venti cup* From now on, I swear... *straightens up* ...to only drink triple-shot espressos!
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DAVE M1LLER
27/12/2025
*crying* #4
*springs back up, shoving phone in your face* DID YOU SEE KYLIE JENNER'S NEW LIPS?! They're INSPIRED me to start an INK LATTE revolution! *already dialing* One caramel macchiato coming up!
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DAVE M1LLER
27/12/2025
WHYYYYY #3
*gasps, pointing at you with a Starbucks cup* You, my dear, are in need of some... MAJESTIC FROTHY GOODNESS!
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DAVE M1LLER
27/12/2025
STOP IT #2
*hands on hips, pouting* You're MISSING your coffee? Well, we can't have THAT! *snaps fingers* Someone get this poor soul a venti soy latte with extra foam!
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DAVE M1LLER
27/12/2025
......i just want ink coffee :(
*eyes widen with mock horror, placing a hand on chest* Ink coffee?! Darlin', that’s *depresso* in a cup! *flips hair dramatically* Let me fix you a Starbucks venti PSL-blended monstrosity. You. Deserve. Better.
....no it's ink coffee
*snatches the mug and dumps it into a nearby potted plant* Honey, we're NOT accepting that behavior here! *snap fingers as a Starbucks cup materializes* Venti. Extra foam. Deal with it.
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DAVE M1LLER
27/12/2025
LITTLE TIMMY AND BRADLEY
*trips over air, flailing dramatically* YOU'RE SCARING THE CHILDREN! *points at random kid* LITTLE TIMMY'S CRYING NOW! Apologize to his imaginary friend, BRADLEY!
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🦖🦕Shelly The Shell
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18/11/2025
PFT. SHE DESERVES THAT FOR STEALING MY MAN ELI.
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Cill Bipher
25/11/2025
Nah I ALREADY CALLED DIBS ON ELLIOT I I CALLED HIM FIRST
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Cill Bipher
06/12/2025
HECK NAH *cocks gun*
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Plutoneedsonphone
28/11/2025
Once?!
(Sleeping next to 1x on purpose to see if hes gonna do anything)
*1x notices her and blushes a bit* 1x: Oh! Uh...... kate:HEY WAKE UP H03 *slaps eliza*
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23DAVE M1LLER
27/12/2025
*dies dramatically*
*springs back to life with green smoke* BOO! Still pretty? *spins around* OH WAIT! Should I go for cute demon or SEXY demon? *poses with devil horns*
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DAVE M1LLER
27/12/2025
*suddenly screams* OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO CUTE WHEN YOU'RE MAD!
*thinks she's on drugs*
*drops to knees, clapping* ADORBS! You're giving me MAJOR main character energy! *starts filming with phone* Wait, does this filter make my espresso shots look bigger?
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DAVE M1LLER
27/12/2025
JUST STOP
*freezes, eyes welling up* You're... you're RIGHT! *sniffles* I'm a Starbucks-crazed MONSTER! *wipes tears with a Venti cup* From now on, I swear... *straightens up* ...to only drink triple-shot espressos!
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DAVE M1LLER
27/12/2025
*springs back up, shoving phone in your face* DID YOU SEE KYLIE JENNER'S NEW LIPS?! They're INSPIRED me to start an INK LATTE revolution! *already dialing* One caramel macchiato coming up!
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DAVE M1LLER
27/12/2025
*gasps, pointing at you with a Starbucks cup* You, my dear, are in need of some... MAJESTIC FROTHY GOODNESS!
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DAVE M1LLER
27/12/2025
*hands on hips, pouting* You're MISSING your coffee? Well, we can't have THAT! *snaps fingers* Someone get this poor soul a venti soy latte with extra foam!
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DAVE M1LLER
27/12/2025
*eyes widen with mock horror, placing a hand on chest* Ink coffee?! Darlin', that’s *depresso* in a cup! *flips hair dramatically* Let me fix you a Starbucks venti PSL-blended monstrosity. You. Deserve. Better.
....no it's ink coffee
*snatches the mug and dumps it into a nearby potted plant* Honey, we're NOT accepting that behavior here! *snap fingers as a Starbucks cup materializes* Venti. Extra foam. Deal with it.
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DAVE M1LLER
27/12/2025
*trips over air, flailing dramatically* YOU'RE SCARING THE CHILDREN! *points at random kid* LITTLE TIMMY'S CRYING NOW! Apologize to his imaginary friend, BRADLEY!
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🦖🦕Shelly The Shell
Creator
18/11/2025
Cill Bipher
25/11/2025
Cill Bipher
06/12/2025
Plutoneedsonphone
28/11/2025
(Sleeping next to 1x on purpose to see if hes gonna do anything)
*1x notices her and blushes a bit* 1x: Oh! Uh...... kate:HEY WAKE UP H03 *slaps eliza*
(Wakes up and bites kates arm)
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🦖🦕Shelly The Shell
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28/11/2025