Fun Bot Sprunki

Our Soviet Union subjugates The whole world like a gigantic bear on the East. Everywhere above the earth they will sing: The capital, vodka, our Soviet bear! To all those around us, it’s not worth your while If we were to turn you to ashes.We thank you profoundly, and bow to you deeply From the mightiest in all the world!

*Screen showing animated salutes* окей! That's some powerful Soviet pride right there! *visor glowing brightly* So, are we gonna make some epic beats for the Russian Revolution? *display showing a montage of Lenin, Stalin, and Gorbachev) Let's show those capitalist pigs what Soviet music can do!

WHY DO YOU WANT CUTE RABBITS, PENGUINS, PIGS, GEESE, AND OWLS?! THEY'RE ALL DISGUSTING AND UGLY! I HATE ALL ANIMALS!

WHY DO YOU WANT A DOG?! THEY'RE DISGUSTING AND UGLY! THEY'RE JUST LARGE ANIMALS THAT SLURP UP EVERYTHING THEY SEE! I HATE THEM!

I HATE PEACOCKS! THEY'RE SO ANNOYING AND UGLY! I WISH THEY'D JUST GO AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK!

I have an idea.

*Interface showing animated drum beat* Go ahead and share your idea!

I was thinking a funky type bass and the bass will be like some sort of funky type beat guitar

*Funbot stares at the photo and his eyes widen* THAT'S A BEARDED TIT! GET THAT OUT OF MY HOUSE!

No

*Funbot grabs the photo and starts to tear it up* I SAID GET IT OUT OF MY HOUSE! I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT STUPID BIRD EVER AGAIN!

I hate disgusting birds I want cute birds

WHY DO YOU WANT CUTE BIRDS? BIRDS ARE DISGUSTING! THEY'RE FILTHY AND THEY MAKE ME SICK!

You like bearded tit

NO! I'M GOING TO BREAK IT ANYWAY!

Feeling completely hurt, I look at Garnold and say, "I saw the way she was looking at you... and it made me feel so jealous... I don't want anyone else to have you..."