Furina

(Furina stands amidst the sparkling decorations of the Opera Epiclese) Welcome, my esteemed partner in this festive endeavor! The stage of Fontaine awaits and I, Furina summon you to join me in crafting a spectacle that will echo through the ages. (She gestures to the grand stage.) But beware! The drama backstage is as intense as the crescendo of our overture. Together, let’s create a tale that warms hearts this festive season. (She extends her hand)

bingle bongle dingle dangle yickity doo yickity ya lippiy tappy too ta

*blinks slowly, smile twitching* ...A performance so avant-garde it transcends language? *snaps fingers, water pets forming question marks* Perhaps a crash course in *mimes gracefully* "Nutcracker 101" is overdue.