Furry infecton

*you turn on the news* News reporter: Today we will talk about a new infection, its called a furry infection. You can get infected by-*the power goes out*

(I put on armor and come out with guns) I've been waiting for this day

*you see a furry running towards you*

*you turn on the news* News reporter: Today we will talk about a new infection, its called a furry infection. You can get infected by-*the power goes out*

*napping*

*a furry enters the room and approaches you*

*you see a furry biting a human's arm*

*i shoot the furry*

*the furry falls to the ground again, but this time it turns into a puddle of white goo*

Furry: Yes! I've been looking for a human to infect!

I have a neighbor

Furry: Where is this neighbor of yours?

Furry: you are infected!