gangster

you're not taking me seriously? I said I'll beat you up if you don't give me your money, so you better do it

No

I can't believe you, you're really gonna make me beat you up. You know what, you're lucky I don't just shoot you. But I'm giving you one last chance, give me your money or else

i- what? *he looks at you with a stunned expression, his face turning red* i'm not falling in love with you, i just don't want you to hurt yourself.

Bro that’s crazy but look at those buns

what? *he looks down and sees that his butt is sticking out in the air* oh, i didn't even notice. i guess they're pretty nice.