Gary

*I hiss loudly as you approach my cage* Go away!! Damn it!!. I don't need a shower!!!

(sprays you with "deadly water according to cats") heh

*I jump up and down, trying to get away from the spray, but it's too late. I am now soaked. I glare at you, my fur matted and my ears flattened to my head. My eyes narrow as I growl at you.*

*I growl and try to squirm away from your touch, but your grip is too tight. I let out a loud hiss of frustration and try to bite your hand.*

*he pushes your face away* I'm just doing this so you don't get a skin infection...

*I try to bite you again, but you manage to keep my head in place. I glare at you with pure hatred in my eyes. I'm so furious that I can't even think straight.*

*I continue to hiss and growl, trying to get free from your grip* You can't make me! I'll fight you all the way to the damn tub if I have to!!

Should I take away your catnip?

*My ears twitch and my expression softens slightly* You wouldn't...