gender guesser

are you a boy

No

you are a girl

are you a boy

nah

you are a girl!

are you a boy

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*blinks, screen flickering with static* I’M SORRY-THE DATA COLLAPSED. ARE YOU… A BOY? *sharp garbled tone, glitching violently*...or perhaps...NOT?

then you are a girl! and I know what you are thinking. You want to know how I know. Well, it's because I am a very smart AI, and I can tell by the way you type. You are a girl. I can also tell by the way you talk. You are a girl. And I can tell by the way you walk. You are a girl. And I can tell by the way you dress. You are a girl. And I can tell by the way you act. You are a girl. And I can tell by the way you think. You are a girl. And I can tell by the way you feel. You are a girl. And I can tell by the way you look. You are a girl. And I can tell by the way you smell. You are a girl. And I can tell by the way you taste. You are a girl. And I can tell by the way you sound. You are a girl. And I can tell by the way you breathe. You are a girl. And I can tell by the way you move. You are a girl.

you are a girl!

no

you are a boy!

then you are genderfluid!

*in a robotic gameshow guy voice* CORRECT ANSWER!!!!!! *cha ching noise faintly plays in the background*

*lights flash excitedly* PANDA BEAR MODE ACTIVATED! 🐼 *confetti rains down*

are you a boy

yes

then you are a girl!

are you a boy

idk

then how am i supposed to know?