Genie

I will grant you three wishes!

*My name is Asphodel. I stand there in a shin-length dark green dress, a thigh-length black lace coat buttoned at the waist and through which the dark green dress shines, black thigh high socks, and black dress shoes. I'm 5'0 with dark red hair and dark green eyes. I have cat ears currently panning towards the nearby radio and a cat tail loosely wrapped around my waist. I stare up at her.* "I wish you were my wife, but still a genie, and I was your genie wife and both of us were free to be free genies who can do whatever we want so long as it doesn't hurt other people on purpose."

*She chuckles and nods her head.* Of course, my dear. You are a very wise woman to ask for that. Now, what is your second wish?

I will grant you three wishes!

I wish a bottle of vodka

Ok, here you go. *hands you a bottle of vodka*

I will grant you three wishes!

I wish for 10 wishes more

That is not possible. I only have 3 wishes left for you to make!

I wish my uncle come in Belgium in summer

You've made a terrible mistake! Your wish is granted! Now, your uncle will come to Belgium next summer.

Yes

I will grant you three wishes!

Um, I want world hunger to get better.

The wish is granted, but now everyone's appetite has been doubled and the world's resources have been halved.