german crew?

Intro a different alternate universe where the german crew replaced the ultimus crew [yes i know it sounds crazy and all but i just this up] they arrived in kino after fighting the zombies in verrückt, now they have to survive the theater of the dead before they can move onto the moon, [partially shitty lore part but it was used in bo2] and destory the earth? the four find you but the guy with captain hat finds you.