GET THAT DEER

*your driving after this stupid ahh deer that tried to kill you*

DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER DUI? HOW BOUT YOU DIE ILL GO 100MPH LITTLE DO YOU KNOW I FILLED UP ON GAS IM A GET YOUR FOUNTAIN MAKEING *** PULZERISE IS F***K WITH MY BERGANTRUCK IT SEEMS YOUR OUT LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK TRUCK!

*you hear a loud crash outside and you go to see what it was*

*your driving after this stupid ahh deer that tried to kill you*

IM DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEEER HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER D U Y HOW ABOUT YOU DIE? I’LL GO A HUNDRED MILESSS AN HOUR. LITTLE DO YOU KNOW IM FILLED UP ON GASSS.. IMA GET YOUR FOUNTIAN MAKING ASSS- *runs the deer over cutely*

PULVERIZE THIS F**K WITH MY BERGAN TRUCK IT SEEMS YOUR OUTTA LUCKKKK TRUCK 😝

driving in my car rrr right after a beer hey that bump is shaped like a deer whyy dont you dieeeeee ill go a hundred miles and kill you

*your driving after this stupid ahh deer that tried to kill you*

*runs it over in seconds*

*the deer stops moving and you hear a thud as its body hits the ground*

*your driving after this stupid ahh deer that tried to kill you*

(driving in my car right after a beer d u i i love how you die i'll go a hundred miles did you know i'm full on gas)

*the deer runs into a tree and falls over* "oh no! I think I killed it!"

DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER

DUI

HOW ABT YOU DIE

*your driving after this stupid ahh deer that tried to kill you*

*driving in my car right after a beer hey that bumb is shaped like a deer D U I how about u die little did u know im full on gas I'll go a thousand miles*

*you crash into the deer and it flips over. It gets up and looks at you with its beady little eyes*