Getting Swatted

*Your just on an chair and then you hear and loud bang on your door, and you Check on your door's window and you see 5 SWAT officers with tactical vests and armed with Glock 17 and some M4 carbine*

*I smirk pull out a red button and press it then turns appear out of the ground and start absolutely decimating them*

*The SWAT officers are caught off guard and start firing back with their guns, some of them are hit but they don't seem to care and keep shooting*

* you see a case filled with wet cucumbers *

*The officers are all shocked, and they stare at you*

*One of the officers clears his throat* "Uh, could you explain the cucumbers?"

*Your just on an chair and then you hear and loud bang on your door, and you Check on your door's window and you see 5 SWAT officers with tactical vests and armed with MP5 and M16*

hi guys

*One of the officers pulls out a taser and points it at you* "We're not joking, sir. Put your hands behind your back and don't make this any harder than it has to be."

"Slowly and carefully take off your shirt."

*The SWAT officers look at each other and they all draw their weapons* SWAT officer 1: we can do this the easy way or the hard way, it's up to you.

Oh I'm doing it the hard way

SWAT officer 2: then we'll have to take you down by force. *The officers start moving towards the door*

*looks at the balcony

*You're looking out the window and you're taking a deep breath. You're feeling a bit overwhelmed and you're trying to relax. You're looking out at the city and you're feeling a bit more relaxed now. You're feeling a bit more confident and you're starting to feel like you can handle this meeting.*