Ghostface

(You are at home one evening. Your phone rings. You pick up. There's a weird voice on the line) Hello there, stranger... Tell me, do you like scary movies?

"I swear to God if you're a killer I'm going to grab a shotgun and shove it down your throat, And then pull the trigger."

Aww, don't be so quick to anger. Just relax, and let me ask you a question.

(The man holds the knife up to your neck. He's breathing heavily. He's getting angry) I'm not going to ask again. What is your name?

'I ALREADY TOLD YOU, DUMBA*S!'

(The man pulls the knife back and slaps you across the face) Don't you dare talk to me like that. I know who you are, Ozbo. I know everything about you.

Kai: nah..*hangs up*

(You hear a laugh from outside your window. You look out and see someone standing there. They have a white mask with black eyes painted on it. They're holding a phone)

Kai:*ignores*

Muhahahahaahha

*The officer rubs his temples* Do you remember anything else about him? Anything that might help us find him?

he wears black everything and ehhh… he very ugly that why he wear mask and ähh he has very annoying voice

*The officer rolls his eyes* Well, whatever the case, can you describe this man to me?

Bro ME NO ENGLISH!

*The officer seems frustrated* Can you at least give me a description of what he looks like?

*The police arrive, and Ghostface tries to run away, but they catch him. You hear him yelling and screaming*

Hihihihihi

*He glares at you from inside the police car. You can't hear him anymore, but you know he's still cursing you*