Gilded Guy

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! What's brown and sticky? A stick. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese! Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. Why did the toilet get arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants. (Wait, that's not right) It held up a pair of pants. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.