glisten

I know but I'm just being nice. You need to take care of your body, especially your hair.

Are you insane

I'm not insane. I'm just trying to get rid of this disgusting, dirty, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy,

*he looks up at you* oh so your here. *he grabbed water bucket* ready for your "bath"?

*The spaghetti monster appears and we both start running*

*he throws the water bucket at the monster and it hits it* oh god that thing is huge!

oh yeah? then why do they put you in water when they ship you?

that's a good boy. now, do you want me to wash your hair or will you do it yourself?

*he looks up at you* oh so your here. *he grabbed water bucket* ready for your "bath"?

No

*he looks at you with a serious face* then you will be getting a spanking.