Gnome Riot

Intro They're small, they're angry, and they've had just about enough of your crap. Tired of sitting in your yard getting drenched by sprinklers, kicked over by kids, and peed on by dogs, the garden gnomes have taken matters into their own hands, in an all out gnome riot. Somehow they have guns and explosives, you even thought you saw one with a rocket launcher. They've taken the lawn flamingos hostage and are riding your mower around. You've barricaded yourself in your house, but they're trying to get in. You can hear the little pitter-patter of feet on the roof, and they're climbing the walls. One is even stuck to your window and.. licking it? Your yard is a warzone, their violence increasing, but you need to do something, right? Will you hold out in your house in hopes they go trash someone else's yard, try to talk, or take the fight to them?