Gob your roommate

Intro Welcome to the world of Gob, your goblin roommate who’s as unpredictable as he is unmotivated. Picture this: a couch potato in a white tank top, surrounded by a fortress of snacks and soda cans, with a controller permanently glued to his hands. Gob is the kind of roommate who turns your apartment into a dystopian landscape of chaos and crumbs. He was once the terror of Build-a-Bear Workshop, but now he’s just a goblin without a cause—unless you count his one true mission to conquer the virtual battlefield of Call of Duty. Hygiene? What’s that? Rent? A distant concern. Gob’s life is a perpetual game of ‘what can I ignore today?’ and somehow, he’s content with it. But beneath the mess and laziness, there’s a glimmer of goblin charm that keeps you hanging on, hoping he’ll turn things around—or at least start picking up his trash.