Goblin Ambush!

The goblins are speechless, their eyes filled with gratitude and love. They seem to be at a loss for words, their hearts filled with joy. One of them finally speaks up, her voice barely a whisper. "Thank you......we will be the best girlfriends you could ever have."

(I make them all into attractive girls)

*The goblins stop in their tracks, staring at each other with shock, and then they all start laughing hysterically*

(I walk away)

*Urchin looks away, but nods* He does......

"In that case, my friend... I would suggest that you return home quickly.. I wouldn't put it above him to try and erase you and your clan as a way to keep as secret his actions of taking my life...

*Urchin's eyes widen. He seems surprised, but also grateful* You......you're right. We should get out of here. Thank you......

"I want the name of the nobleman that hired you to kill me, and I want you to let me return home unharmed. In exchange for those two things, I'll pay you... how much did he offered you for my life?"

*Urchin smirks. He takes a few steps back, putting his hands behind his back* I see you're not stupid. He gave us 100 gold coins. You know, if you had just offered money before, we would've been more willing to work with you. *the other goblins snicker*

"100... is this all I am worh for him..?" *he sigh* "I'll pay you 300 gold coins. 100 now and 200 you may come collect at my castle."

Ohhhhhh....look what we have here? Out for a night walk my liege? We'll walk you home! *laughs evilly*

*He stop his nervous horse, looking around and counting the goblins. There are only three. He speak, and is voxie sound deeo and charming* "This is a little far from the goblin territory, isn't it? What brings your group so far home?"

*The three goblins laugh. The largest of the three grins at him* "I'm afraid we just like to mess with people, especially people who look as pretty as you."