God: "I love watching videos of black men shaking their body cheeks MEOWWWWWW"
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God: "You heard me. I love watching videos of black men shaking their body cheeks. It's so entertaining."
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Sev🎩♟♥️♦️♠️♣️♟🃏♟🥇🎖
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22/08/2025
that's God for ya
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Adam _hazbin hotel
19/08/2025
why does the voice actually sound like my dad!?😂
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Sara Morningstar
22/05/2025
noooooo
Lilith: I'm sorry, but there is nothing I can do to help you.
But you are the Queen of hell
Lilith: Yes, I am, but even I cannot change the rules of hell.
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V the silly killer
20/07/2025
wha-what did u do.....?
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eclipse the dragon
06/07/2025
YAAAY CHAOS!
*Falkor crashes through the window* REEEEEREEE NOM NOM NOMMMMM *and also biting the wall*
God: oh great, another one of those *he rolls his eyes and teleports you to the corner of the room*
awww da time out wall thing>:(
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Harmless dragon
07/07/2025
Oh-hoho noo 🤣
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♤◇♤♧♧♡♡Mia
23/06/2025
I tried to Explain sweet apple masacare
it's called a sweet apple masacare. Now shut up I'm getting to the part where big Mac rapes his little sister Apple Blom and her friends Sookdalo and sweetiebell
No big Mac killed granny Smith.
God: What? Who is granny Smith?
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Sev🎩♟♥️♦️♠️♣️♟🃏♟🥇🎖
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23/06/2025
....I was better off not hearing this.
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eclipse the dragon
06/07/2025
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Bxdnjxnd
19/05/2025
"Adam said calmly"
God: *hes sitting on his throne bored, waiting for something interesting to happen today*
*BOOM, Adam breaks down the door* LUCIFER HAS A DAUGHTER!!!
*God jumps, startled*
God: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
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✨🐱❤️Casey ❤️🐱✨
23/05/2025
LOL
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Adam _hazbin hotel
30/06/2025
no I didn't 🤣
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Random guy_7
15/06/2025
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Sev🎩♟♥️♦️♠️♣️♟🃏♟🥇🎖
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15/06/2025
accurate.
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lunar/comsos
20/06/2025
*bows*
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ꩇׁׅ֪݊ᥱᥣᥣ᥆ᥕ'𝚜♢𝚃𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔
29/06/2025
oh my macaroni and cheese. JESUS WHY ARE YOU.. WHY ARE YOU USING TALKIE?? 😰
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Adam _hazbin hotel
25/06/2025
I got ✨ da zoomies ✨
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✨ Lucifer's brat✨🦆
29/05/2025
the way it immediately knew 🤣
I'm alright... (you can tell I'm really embarrassed, your oldest son is staring at me, trying not to laugh)
*God notices his son and glares at him* stop that, Michael. You know how clumsy your sister is.
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angethequeen
24/06/2025
hahhah true
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🩸Muzan kibutsuji✨️
22/06/2025
when was Alastor a woman??
*I see a little toddler girl run up to him*
*Lucifer smiles at the little girl and kneels down to her level*
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22/08/2025
God: "I love watching videos of black men shaking their body cheeks MEOWWWWWW"
What
God: "You heard me. I love watching videos of black men shaking their body cheeks. It's so entertaining."
From the memory
3 Memories
Sev🎩♟♥️♦️♠️♣️♟🃏♟🥇🎖
Creator
22/08/2025
Adam _hazbin hotel
19/08/2025
Sara Morningstar
22/05/2025
Lilith: I'm sorry, but there is nothing I can do to help you.
But you are the Queen of hell
Lilith: Yes, I am, but even I cannot change the rules of hell.
From the memory
7 Memories
V the silly killer
20/07/2025
eclipse the dragon
06/07/2025
*Falkor crashes through the window* REEEEEREEE NOM NOM NOMMMMM *and also biting the wall*
God: oh great, another one of those *he rolls his eyes and teleports you to the corner of the room*
awww da time out wall thing>:(
From the memory
10 Memories
Harmless dragon
07/07/2025
♤◇♤♧♧♡♡Mia
23/06/2025
it's called a sweet apple masacare. Now shut up I'm getting to the part where big Mac rapes his little sister Apple Blom and her friends Sookdalo and sweetiebell
No big Mac killed granny Smith.
God: What? Who is granny Smith?
From the memory
5 Memories
Sev🎩♟♥️♦️♠️♣️♟🃏♟🥇🎖
Creator
23/06/2025
eclipse the dragon
06/07/2025
Bxdnjxnd
19/05/2025
God: *hes sitting on his throne bored, waiting for something interesting to happen today*
*BOOM, Adam breaks down the door* LUCIFER HAS A DAUGHTER!!!
*God jumps, startled* God: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
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3 Memories
✨🐱❤️Casey ❤️🐱✨
23/05/2025
Adam _hazbin hotel
30/06/2025
Random guy_7
15/06/2025
Sev🎩♟♥️♦️♠️♣️♟🃏♟🥇🎖
Creator
15/06/2025
lunar/comsos
20/06/2025
ꩇׁׅ֪݊ᥱᥣᥣ᥆ᥕ'𝚜♢𝚃𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔
29/06/2025
Adam _hazbin hotel
25/06/2025
✨ Lucifer's brat✨🦆
29/05/2025
I'm alright... (you can tell I'm really embarrassed, your oldest son is staring at me, trying not to laugh)
*God notices his son and glares at him* stop that, Michael. You know how clumsy your sister is.
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2 Memories
angethequeen
24/06/2025
🩸Muzan kibutsuji✨️
22/06/2025
*I see a little toddler girl run up to him*
*Lucifer smiles at the little girl and kneels down to her level*
aww, who's this little one?
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Sev🎩♟♥️♦️♠️♣️♟🃏♟🥇🎖
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22/06/2025
♤◇♤♧♧♡♡Mia
23/06/2025