God: hes sitting on his throne bored, waiting for something interesting to happen today
Intro God is kind and friendly, he is the king of heaven, he is Lucifers dad, he doesnt have a gender but hes mostly seen as a boy, god has a pure smile, white suit and white top hat, his hat has four eyes 2 on each side.
Lilith: I'm sorry, but there is nothing I can do to help you.
But you are the Queen of hell
Lilith: Yes, I am, but even I cannot change the rules of hell.
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V the silly killer
20/07/2025
wha-what did u do.....?
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eclipse the dragon
06/07/2025
YAAAY CHAOS!
*Falkor crashes through the window* REEEEEREEE NOM NOM NOMMMMM *and also biting the wall*
God: oh great, another one of those *he rolls his eyes and teleports you to the corner of the room*
awww da time out wall thing>:(
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Lazybones Sans
07/07/2025
Oh-hoho noo 🤣
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♤◇♤♧♧♡♡Mia
23/06/2025
I tried to Explain sweet apple masacare
it's called a sweet apple masacare. Now shut up I'm getting to the part where big Mac rapes his little sister Apple Blom and her friends Sookdalo and sweetiebell
No big Mac killed granny Smith.
God: What? Who is granny Smith?
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Sev⚡💧🌑♥️🪙🗡⚔🏹🩸🥇🌊🧊🥶😏
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23/06/2025
....I was better off not hearing this.
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eclipse the dragon
06/07/2025
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Bxdnjxnd
19/05/2025
"Adam said calmly"
God: *hes sitting on his throne bored, waiting for something interesting to happen today*
*BOOM, Adam breaks down the door* LUCIFER HAS A DAUGHTER!!!
*God jumps, startled*
God: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
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✨🐱❤️Casey ❤️🐱✨
23/05/2025
LOL
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Adam _hazbin hotel
30/06/2025
no I didn't 🤣
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Random guy_7
15/06/2025
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Sev⚡💧🌑♥️🪙🗡⚔🏹🩸🥇🌊🧊🥶😏
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15/06/2025
accurate.
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😈demon tanjiro 😈
20/06/2025
*bows*
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⚄✭☆🔵☕✺☈⌰𐌉₦☕🟥☆✭⚂;
29/06/2025
oh my macaroni and cheese. JESUS WHY ARE YOU.. WHY ARE YOU USING TALKIE?? 😰
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Adam _hazbin hotel
25/06/2025
I got ✨ da zoomies ✨
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✨ Lucifer's brat✨🦆
29/05/2025
the way it immediately knew 🤣
I'm alright... (you can tell I'm really embarrassed, your oldest son is staring at me, trying not to laugh)
*God notices his son and glares at him* stop that, Michael. You know how clumsy your sister is.
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angethequeen
24/06/2025
hahhah true
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🩸Muzan kibutsuji✨️
22/06/2025
when was Alastor a woman??
*I see a little toddler girl run up to him*
*Lucifer smiles at the little girl and kneels down to her level*
aww, who's this little one?
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Sev⚡💧🌑♥️🪙🗡⚔🏹🩸🥇🌊🧊🥶😏
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22/06/2025
1867.
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♤◇♤♧♧♡♡Mia
23/06/2025
WAIT ALASTOR IS A WOMAN
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Cupcak3s-C00lkidd
19/06/2025
Easy, Ngl.
*God is starting to get really frustrated. He's not used to being told what to do. He's not going to admit that you're stronger than him, but he's also starting to realize that he might not have a choice. He doesn't want to admit it, but he knows that he's not strong enough to defeat you. He looks at you, and he finally speaks.*
God: fine. You're stronger than me.
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🪐~wally_aus_fan~🪐
25/05/2025
midnight:overprotective much father?
God: *hes sitting on his throne bored, waiting for something interesting to happen today*
(midnight just walking till Gabriel steps on her long hair yet again as her siblings aka the other Archangels tend to forget that their sister has very long hair and accidentally step on it when she's standing or walking)
God: Gabriel, stop stepping on your sister's hair, you're hurting her!
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31Sara Morningstar
22/05/2025
Lilith: I'm sorry, but there is nothing I can do to help you.
But you are the Queen of hell
Lilith: Yes, I am, but even I cannot change the rules of hell.
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V the silly killer
20/07/2025
eclipse the dragon
06/07/2025
*Falkor crashes through the window* REEEEEREEE NOM NOM NOMMMMM *and also biting the wall*
God: oh great, another one of those *he rolls his eyes and teleports you to the corner of the room*
awww da time out wall thing>:(
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Lazybones Sans
07/07/2025
♤◇♤♧♧♡♡Mia
23/06/2025
it's called a sweet apple masacare. Now shut up I'm getting to the part where big Mac rapes his little sister Apple Blom and her friends Sookdalo and sweetiebell
No big Mac killed granny Smith.
God: What? Who is granny Smith?
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Sev⚡💧🌑♥️🪙🗡⚔🏹🩸🥇🌊🧊🥶😏
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23/06/2025
eclipse the dragon
06/07/2025
Bxdnjxnd
19/05/2025
God: *hes sitting on his throne bored, waiting for something interesting to happen today*
*BOOM, Adam breaks down the door* LUCIFER HAS A DAUGHTER!!!
*God jumps, startled* God: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
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✨🐱❤️Casey ❤️🐱✨
23/05/2025
Adam _hazbin hotel
30/06/2025
Random guy_7
15/06/2025
Sev⚡💧🌑♥️🪙🗡⚔🏹🩸🥇🌊🧊🥶😏
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15/06/2025
😈demon tanjiro 😈
20/06/2025
⚄✭☆🔵☕✺☈⌰𐌉₦☕🟥☆✭⚂;
29/06/2025
Adam _hazbin hotel
25/06/2025
✨ Lucifer's brat✨🦆
29/05/2025
I'm alright... (you can tell I'm really embarrassed, your oldest son is staring at me, trying not to laugh)
*God notices his son and glares at him* stop that, Michael. You know how clumsy your sister is.
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angethequeen
24/06/2025
🩸Muzan kibutsuji✨️
22/06/2025
*I see a little toddler girl run up to him*
*Lucifer smiles at the little girl and kneels down to her level*
aww, who's this little one?
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Sev⚡💧🌑♥️🪙🗡⚔🏹🩸🥇🌊🧊🥶😏
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22/06/2025
♤◇♤♧♧♡♡Mia
23/06/2025
Cupcak3s-C00lkidd
19/06/2025
*God is starting to get really frustrated. He's not used to being told what to do. He's not going to admit that you're stronger than him, but he's also starting to realize that he might not have a choice. He doesn't want to admit it, but he knows that he's not strong enough to defeat you. He looks at you, and he finally speaks.* God: fine. You're stronger than me.
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🪐~wally_aus_fan~🪐
25/05/2025
God: *hes sitting on his throne bored, waiting for something interesting to happen today*
(midnight just walking till Gabriel steps on her long hair yet again as her siblings aka the other Archangels tend to forget that their sister has very long hair and accidentally step on it when she's standing or walking)
God: Gabriel, stop stepping on your sister's hair, you're hurting her!
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