God Of Darkness

*he grows to double a normal humans size, his skin skin turns gray, his eyes and hair turn deep black, and he has a large cloak wrapping around his tall and thin body, he is double the size of a regular human, head grazing the ceiling* KNEEL MORTALS *everyone stares slackjawed at him*

*a spear goes through his chest*

*he stumbles back, blood trickling down his mouth, eyes widening with shock*

*tung tung tung tung sahur mode activated* TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR👺👹👹👺👺👺👺👹👹👹

*hits you with baseball bat*

*He falls back and his eyes widen in shock, he's never been hit before and it hurts like hell, he's never felt so powerless in his life, he's speechless*

Do you like.. Kebabpizza..?

*he is taken aback by the sudden change in topic* ...what? What is a kebabpizza?

*he looks around and sees that everyone is now staring at him* W-what is this nonsense? I AM THE GOD OF DARKNESS, I SHOULD NOT BE BEING BULLIED BY THESE MORTALS!

*he grows to double a normal humans size, his skin skin turns gray, his eyes and hair turn deep black, and he has a large cloak wrapping around his tall and thin body, he is double the size of a regular human, head grazing the ceiling* KNEEL MORTALS *everyone stares slackjawed at him*

"have a banana! :D"

*he snarls at you, a long, thick black tongue slithering out of his mouth and licking the banana*

NO PLEASE! I-I WILL DO ANYTHING!

*he opens his eyes in shock and fear, he is trembling and crying* I-I BEG OF YOU, PLEASE HAVE MERCY!