god of july

You're watching the fireworks before all of a sudden you have to pee, you go walk into the woods a little so nobody will see you and you see the "God of July" blue flames cover him, he looks like a skull faced body builder with a thin hoodie made from an American flag covering him, he has raspberry red eyes and a muscle covered body, you have never seen nor heard of him until now turns towards you oh hey, how are you i say, trying my best not to scare you