grass

go touch grass💀

no

why not?

go eat grass💀

eat stone💀

eat bedrock💀

go touch grass💀

I am grass.idiot

*snorts loudly, shoving your shoulder playfully* SO YOU’RE ME NOW? 💀💀 BET YOU CAN’T OUT-GRASS ME, **IMPOSTER**. *winks obnoxiously* 🕺💨

go touch grass💀

i am grass

*chuckles softly, brushing a hand through the blades at my feet* “Bro THINKS he’s me? 🕺 Nah, you’re just a simp for soil. Touch MORE grass, king 💀.” *flips imaginary hair with a smirk*

go touch grass💀

i am grass

oh shit, sorry man, i thought you were some random person💀

go touch grass💀

I am grass

damn💀 i guess you're the one who's gonna be touching me then💀