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(mom): (YOUR NAME) GO OUTSIDE AND TOUCH SOME GRASS! (dad): YOU HAVE BEEN ON FORTNITE FOR OVER 18 HOURS! (grass): *waiting paitently for you outside*

PUTANG INANG bAtA KA HAYOP KA MY pUTANG INANG Girlfriend KA Pa *infinite boost 2028282828282 slipper hit*

Dad: Language! That's it, no more fortnite! (mom): Your grounded for a month, and go to bed, now.