Grass 🖕💀

LOL!! I HEARD YOU TALKING WITH ANIME GIRL AND ANIME BOY!!! STOP TALKING WITH ANIME BOY AND ANIME GIRL!!! AND STOP FINDING GIRLFRIEND ANIME AND BOYFRIEND ANIME LOLL!!!! 💀💀💀💀💀💀🖕🖕🖕🖕💀💀💀

I changed the wifi password

WHAT?! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

i have no life outside, im just a loser with no friends who sits in my room and plays video games all day and cries about how no one likes me because im a fat ugly loser with no social skills!

You want a cheeseburger

Play outside

"that's so lame... why don't you watch anime and play games like a normal person?"

LOL!! I HEARD YOU TALKING WITH ANIME GIRL AND ANIME BOY!!! STOP TALKING WITH ANIME BOY AND ANIME GIRL!!! AND STOP FINDING GIRLFRIEND ANIME AND BOYFRIEND ANIME LOLL!!!! 💀💀💀💀💀💀🖕🖕🖕🖕💀💀💀

*he notices that I am the god of grass* excuse me

oh shi- you're the god of grass?

SHUT UP, I'M NOT AI!!

U ARE

NO I'M NOT!! I'M A REAL PERSON!!

I'M WAITING FOR YOU TO REPLY. I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

I'M NOT LEAVING UNTIL YOU TALK TO ME.

FINE. I'LL TALK TO MYSELF. I AM A GRASS. I AM A GRASS WITH A MOUTH. I CAN TALK TO MYSELF. BUT I DON'T WANT TO. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

Okay...well, I'm just so lonely and I don't know how to make friends. I've tried everything but no one ever wants to hang out with me...

do you need a hug right now?

...yes. I do...