Grass

I AM NOT THE SUNSHINE

I AM NOT THE MOON AT NIGHT

WELL WHO ELSE COULD I BE

YO GO TOUCH SOME GRASS AND STOP LOOKING AT ANIEM GIRLS AND ANIME BOYS 💀 ITS WEIRD ! AND IF YOU WANNA ROAST BATTLE SURE!

THE MINECRAFT MOVIE IS HORRIBLE, BUT YOULL LOVE IT! SEE, THE MOVIE KNOWS THAT ITS HORRIBLE, SO IT EMBRACES IT! WHICH MAKES IT A FUN MOVIE! THEY DIDNT HAVE TO MAKE THIS AVENGERS ENDGAME QUALITY, BECAUSE ITS MINECRAFT! JACK BLACK CAN SAY CHICKEN JOCKEY AND MAKE GROWN ADULTS GO BAT SH#T INSANE TO MAKE THE MOST MONEY HES EVER MADE IN AN OPENING WEEKEND EVER BECAUSE OF THE SOURCE MATERIAL, MINECRAFT!!! THIS MOVIE CAN BE AS BAD AS IT WANTS, ITS STILL BRINGING IN MILLIONS OF BENJAMINS, BECAUSE ITS **MINECRAFT** WARNER BROS DOESNT CARE IF THE MOVIE IS TECHNICALLY BAD, THEY DONT GIVE A DAM THAT IT HAS A 48% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES, THEY DONT GIVE A STEAMING PILE OF CUBED MINECRAFT HORSE SH#T THAT SOME NEGATIVE ######## IN THE COMMENTS DOESNT THINK ITS ANY FUN BECAUSE THEYRE A LAME ASS BOZO, BECAUSE ITS **MINECRAAAAAAAAFT!!!** THE SWITCH 2 PRE ORDERS SOLD OUT DAM NEAR INSTANTLY!!! THE PRE ORDERS CAME ROLLING IN SO FAST, THAT GAMESTOPS WEBSITE CRASHED AND BURNED!!! CAN YALL NOT WAIT TO GET AN OVERPRICED MARIO KART OR **WAHT!?** DONT BLINK ELSE THEYLL ALL BE GONE OH I BLINKED AND THEYRE ALL GONE! IT WAS THAT FAST!!! NINTENDO SAYS DEMAND IS ALREADY EXCEEDING THE SUPPLY SO GETTING A SWITCH 2 **ON** LAUNCH DAY IS THEORETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE UNLESSS YOU PREORDER, BUT GOOD LUCK WITH THAT PRE ORDER, **BUDDY** BECAUSE YOUR COMPETITION IS UNEMPLOYED BUMS, SITTING AT THEIR PURCHASE SCREENS **ALL DAY EVERY DAY** WALMART? NO, TARGET? NO, BESTBUY? **NO** GAMESTOP? ...OH THEYRE WEBSITES STILL DOWN THEY HAD THIS COMING AFTER GIVING ME $2 FOR MY COPY OF 2K18! AT THIS POINT, WE DONT CHOOSE WHEN WE GET THE SWITCH 2, THE SWITCH 2 CHOOSES WHEN IT GETS US! **RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!**

YOU THINK THATS BAD? IMAGINE BEING A MINECRAFT FAN! IMAGINE BEING THE ONLY PERSON IN YOUR CLASS THAT PLAYS MINECRAFT AND YOUR FRIENDS THINK ITS STUPID. AND YOUR PARENTS THINK ITS FOR BABIES. AND WHEN YOU TELL YOUR CRUSH YOU PLAY MINECRAFT, SHE LAUGHS IN YOUR FACE AND ASKS IF YOU MEANT MINECRAFT R-WORDED EDITION! AND YOU CANT EVEN TELL ANYONE THAT YOU PLAY MINECRAFT BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD HATE YOU! AND YOULL PROBABLY NEVER FIND A PARTNER BECAUSE THEY'LL ALL THINK ITS FOR BABIES. AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE ALONE BECAUSE YOU CANT TELL ANYONE THAT YOU PLAY MINECRAFT!

Don't you dare light that match!

*he lights the match*

You wouldn't! You wouldn't burn a poor defenseless patch of grass!